Monday, January 02, 2012

for men only

A gift from me to all men hints and tips to be ware of 


 (1)   Fine :   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 (2)   Five Minutes :   If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 (3)   Nothing :   This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

 (4)   Go Ahead :   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 (5)   Loud Sigh :   This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 (6)   That's Okay! :   This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay! means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 (7)   Thanks :   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

 (8)   Whatever :   Is a woman's way of saying   *@%*#   YOU!

 (9)   Don't worry about it, I got it :   Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

good luck me friends 
if you knows those nine words you might survive.

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